1.The fake report card:-
I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED—at the school for their error. The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” I’ve never told her the truth.
“4 days before our wedding, my bride broke her left ring finger.”
Mother:-“Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
Son:-“First Day?Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow!”
Police:-Where do you live?
Me:-With my parents!
Police:-Where do your parents live?
Police:-Where do you all live?
Police:-Where is your house?
Me:-Next to my neighbor house!
Police:-Where is your neighbors house?
Me:-You won’t believe me if I tell you!
Me:-Next to my house!
Daughter:-What is marriage?
Mother:-Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore…:)
3 drunken entered to the taxi.The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned off it again.Then said” We have reached your destination!”
The 1st guy gave him money and the second guy said “Thank you ” to him. The 3rd guy slapped the driver.The driver got shocked and thought that the 3rd guy must have knew what he has done!
But when he asked the 3rd guy why he slapped him?
The 3rd guy told:-“Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!
The husband and wife went to the court for divorce.
Judge:-You have 3 kids….How well you divide them?
The wife and husband had a long discussion and then said:- We will come next year with 1 more.
After 9 months they just had twins!
So this were some jokes I hope you enjoyed it!
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